Lazy Cohort Translator
Tired of being the one who actually does the work while your coworkers casually "help" with everything? Meet the Lazy Cohort Translator — the ultimate rebel tool for anyone tired of being the hero in a team of sly survivors.
This isn’t just a translator. It’s a linguistic escape hatch. With the Lazy Cohort Translator, ordinary conversations are reborn into the smooth, effortless dialect of the master of delegation. Imagine turning “I’ll handle this” into “I’m just putting it on the to-do list for the team” — or “I’m not sure yet” into “Let’s see what happens when we leave it to the next phase.”
The Lazy Cohort doesn’t just avoid work — it performs it through avoidance. It speaks in passive phrases, borrowed timelines, and beautifully disguised inaction. Whether you're negotiating deadlines, justifying lateness, or escaping group projects, this tool lets you walk into meetings with the confidence of someone who’s already offloaded the load.
It's not about laziness. It’s about strategic silence. And now, you can speak like a pro — without ever doing a single thing.
Welcome to the new era of workplace fluency. Where responsibility is just a suggestion. And every sentence you say sounds like it’s been carefully planned by someone who happens to be busy. 🚩✨