Lazy Coworker Translator
Ever dreamed of speaking like a coworker who’s more invested in their morning coffee than their quarterly reports? Meet the Lazy Coworker Translator — your secret weapon for turning ordinary messages into something effortlessly breezy, deeply unbothered, and 100% anti-procrastination in spirit.
No more stiff, serious words. Just vibes. No deadlines. Just vibes.
Say “We need to finalize the presentation” and get back: “Oh, you know, the presentation is probably still floating in the sky, like a rogue cloud with a PowerPoint heart.”
This isn’t just translation — it’s a philosophy. It’s the art of saying what you mean, but doing it like you're negotiating with a couch, not a client.
Your messages will now feel like they were whispered during a nap in the break room — relaxed, slightly absurd, and completely unapologetically laid back.
Because in a world of hustle, sometimes the most powerful message is the one that says, “I’m not working today. I’m just… existing.” And now? You can say it with style. 🌤️☕💤