Mike Patton + Vulgarity Translator

Ready to turn your everyday words into something unforgettable—something that crackles with the ferocity of a broken drum kit and the raw grit of a midnight scream? Meet the Mike Patton + Vulgarity Translator—not just a tool, but a rebellion in text form.

Imagine your ordinary sentences suddenly vibrating with the chaotic poetry of The Dillinger Escape Plan, the guttural fury of Mr. Bungle, and the unapologetic bravado of a frontman who once screamed “I am the storm!” into a studio microphone during a live broadcast. This isn’t just language enhancement—it’s linguistic warfare.

Feed it a line of poetry, a line of complaint, or a simple “I’m fine,” and watch as it erupts into a sonic explosion of visceral imagery, unexpected metaphors, and language so bold it might just make your cat run to the bathroom. Think of it as a linguistic grenade—shattered, unpredictable, and utterly electrifying.

This isn’t about being crude. It’s about being alive. It’s about breaking the silence between words and screaming the truth in a language that refuses to be polite. If you’ve ever wanted to write like a storm that refuses to be contained, this is your portal.

So go ahead. Type something quiet. Watch it explode. And remember: in the world of Mike Patton, every word has a heartbeat—and a chance to go full apocalyptic.