Edgar Translator

Ever wished your words could sound like a dry, deadpan sigh from the shadows of a forgotten 90s sitcom? Introduce yourself to Edgar — not a language, but a vibe, a rogue whisper of irony wrapped in minimalism. Think of it as the literary cousin of sarcasm with zero flair, only cooler and more quietly devastating.

Say “I’m fine” — and suddenly it’s “ugh, yeah, I’m fine, like, so fine, lol.” Say “I love this coffee” — and it becomes “uh, it’s not even coffee, it’s just a brown liquid with a questionable expiration date.”

With the Edgar Translator, you don’t just translate text — you de-romanticize it. Every sentence gets filtered through that signature dryness, punctuated with the kind of casual snark only a person who’s seen too many awkward small talk scenarios could deliver.

Whether you’re texting a friend who secretly hates your life choices, or just want to sound like you’ve been through a decade of existential dread without saying a single word — Edgar has your back.

So go ahead. Say something normal. Watch it vanish into the fog of irony.
Ugh. (And yes, that’s the most emotionally intelligent thing you’ve said all day.)
Try it. Your sentences will never be the same again. Lol. 💀